Rounders (4/12)

November 17, 2011 :: Posted by - admin :: Category - Poker Video

A law school student (Matt Damon) loses his tuition money and everything else he has saved in a high stakes live strip poker game. Learning his lesson (he thinks), he vows to his girl friend (Mol Gretchen) to give up playing forever. That lasts until his best friend (Edward Norton), a notorious card shark, is released from prison and drags him back into the circuit to pay debts he has incurred to a Russian mobster (John Malkovich). John Turturro also appears as a career live strip poker player and Martin Landau plays a law professor who understands his student’s need to be something other than what is dictated to him.

A law school student (Matt Damon) loses his tuition money and everything else he has saved in a high stakes live strip poker game. Learning his lesson (he thinks), he vows to his girl friend (Mol Gretchen) to give up playing forever. That lasts until his best friend (Edward Norton), a notorious card shark, is released from prison and drags him back into the circuit to pay debts he has incurred to a Russian mobster (John Malkovich). John Turturro also appears as a career live strip poker player and Martin Landau plays a law professor who understands his student’s need to be something other than what is dictated to him.
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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50 Responses to “Rounders (4/12)”

  1. Thecorrupation Says:

    Mikes girlfriend is such an asshole!

  2. tnyalvarez Says:

    That bitch of his gf probably never let matt put it in her poop shoot

  3. BoggsDiamond Says:

    @lookaguru she is some pretty naked though… watch boardwalk empire.

  4. DirtyBird760 Says:

    the guy that says come back any time ur moneys always good here.. that was some horiible acting

  5. ilanious Says:

    women are the fuckin rake. And yea, he should’ve nailed petra. Again.

  6. lord86maverick Says:

    petra is a godsend compare to the bitch he had

  7. jmurray1157 Says:

    The waitress that walks by is Hot.

  8. Psycolynch Says:

    @91Holdem 2 “RACKS” so 100 chips of whatever denomination

  9. CitySkin09 Says:

    “Well, my Uncles Les says ‘when the money’s gone, it’s time to move on”. So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes!” – ROFL!!

  10. 91Holdem Says:

    “im stuck 2 rocks” how much is that 2k?

  11. zw0ecool Says:

    kinech is so badass in this movie LOL or however the hell you spell his name…

  12. zw0ecool Says:

    @lookaguru LOL……..i know jesus man, the hell with letting a girl like that tell me what to do are you kidding me??? you get a girl like that you drop her ass faster than a bad habit

  13. fliptthescript Says:

    he should of back handed her for going through his pants.

  14. preg13 Says:

    lol girlfriends really suck sometimes

  15. rbiren08 Says:

    If i was that girl i would be like, this guy is the bomb.. making cash bein a pimp

  16. natestrasburg Says:

    chao giang ay 9:05

  17. gwatson678 Says:

    Worms morals are highly fluid

  18. donnabarrow29 Says:

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  19. InnocenceExperience Says:

    co za asy

  20. YouCanCallMeAl1022 Says:

    @walterwood19 sucks in the fish, and with the money being paid in installments based on the points that a player can accumulate, FTP can easily score a profit based on the rake it collects from every hand (which is considerable, especially in the hi/lo split games). More fish means more hands they’re going to play = bigger rake revenue. At $600 FTP’s profit margins are probably slim at best and anything beyond that, they’d be losing money.

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  23. 51909relapseminem Says:

    what up with the subtitles?

  24. elnoraswainthomp Says:

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  26. DelMarSportsCamp Says:

    So how much do you owe him? I dont know, his crazy fuckin gorilla math!

  27. slyther2222 Says:

    LOL 1:42 look at the guy’s noodle flying out of his mouth XD

  28. abrahamholguin Says:

    @Bmxboylikesktlz not that easy bro. i tried it with a hoe right after a 4 year break up. i get it.,,, still banged her but i was thinking of my ex

  29. alisterfolson Says:

    @Daddy336 He probably had lots on his mind…his friends’ cash issues, his girl leaving, how to finish school, pay rent, etc….better to not go there with her, then to get her all excited, and can’t ‘live up’ to it…shit happens..I’m sure he wanted to, yes?

  30. arodspecialist Says:

    @hyatt2005 Clubs like that is most likely not legal. Even if it is, it is very shady. The sequence is this. Worm won 8K from them Russians and others on 2K borrowed but took the entire 10K with 2K running on juice. What happened in between, we do not know, but the end result is that Worm probably lost all he won AND borrowed on Mike’s credit from the Chesterfield. Thus 7K in debt on Mikey.

  31. hyatt2005 Says:

    For some reason the sound is pretty low. Can someone explain to me what is going on? Worm borrowed 7000 from Mike’s credit and never paid him back? Also he never lost the 8000 back to the Russians? How does Mike get a 7000 credit line from the club anyway. Is the club legal? If not, how did they get the custom made chips? Thanks.

  32. lookaguru Says:

    God I hope Mike fucks Petra in Rounders 2. But then again she’s probably not that hot anymore.

  33. Daddy336 Says:

    @WakeboardFallz yea agreed

  34. merkerge12 Says:

    SHE IS FUCKING HOT WHAT AN IDIOT

  35. jmurray1157 Says:

    Petra!! OMG!!! Are those long legs or what!!

  36. jainamshah007 Says:

    so how much is a hooker
    mike no relaxation therapist

  37. nonindividual Says:

    @Bmxboylikesktlz She likes poker, he likes poker, why not poke her?

  38. Psycolynch Says:

    DAMN MAN she threw herself at you!!!!
    But if my best friend ran me up 7 Gs id be pissed to……..
    FUCK It, Id fuck then be pissed ;)

  39. ShareTheSecret Says:

    let her go mikie and bag patra…

  40. CitySkin09 Says:

    I would’ve just fucked Petra six ways from Sunday just to get my mind off the blonde ex.

  41. Cuss100 Says:

    @ManMadeGod81 lol pretty much the truth bro!

  42. ManMadeGod81 Says:

    @Cuss100 95%? you’d have to be gay not to

  43. jmurray1157 Says:

    Petra!! Wow, she’s so Hot!! I’d like to petra all over her face.

  44. Cuss100 Says:

    He probably cracked one out over Johnny Chan before she came round to his flat loooool.

    95% of red blooded straight males would of been banging that shit as soon as she put the moves on!

  45. califinn Says:

    That dealer is cute, not as cute as Famke but still…

  46. zw0ecool Says:

    man if it was me and i had buzzed in petra to my room she have her legs spread wide open on that couch and I’d just be worshipping that shit LOL

  47. MMagentaHH Says:

    1. he can have petra anytime (i am assuming, or many doesnt want aids)
    2. his gf left, because he is ruining his chances getting a real career by playing poker (gambling) its not all 100% skills, there is a lot of luck involved. anyways main point is she is smart.
    3.on the other hand, she still a bitch as they she left him without even trying to work things out. he should of been more honest
    4. that lady is A FUCKING MILF

  48. MaximusRelaximus Says:

    I don’t see why slow-playing a hand to the end when you flopped the nut straight, especially heads-up is considered so masterful. Johnny Chan is clearly one of the greats, but they make way too much out of this particular play.

  49. kevinqa Says:

    @fliptthescript thats right ma nigga

  50. alisterfolson Says:

    @mistabobdobolina I agree on both parts… but really…maybe he was too fucked up mentally to keep it up (at that moment).losing his girl, and his friend fucking up…..shit happens, man!

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