Chuck Norris' Top 10 Facts

February 11, 2012 :: Posted by - admin :: Category - Poker Video

“Children go to bed in Superman pajamas, while Superman goes to bed in Chuck Norris pajamas.” “Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.” “Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!” “When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.” “Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in just 3 moves” “Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.” “chuck norris doesn’t need a watch he just decides what time it is” “Chuck Norris doesn’t read. He stares at the book and the book gives him information.” “Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.” “When Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back, it was just called the Islands.” “Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.” “There is no such thing as evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.” “Chuck Norris is able to divide by zero” “Chuck Norris counted to infinity … Twice” “Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his parents.” “When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, it is because he ran out of women.” “Chuck Norris doesn’t teabag women, he potato sacks them.” “chuck norris ist hung like a horse, a horse is hung like chuck norris.” ——————— And these are a few of the best new ones IMO — with the name of the poster: “Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret. Chuck Norris has the best live strip poker face. He won the 1983 World Poker Tournament, using a hand containing a ticket stub, Monopoly money, a 2 of
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25 Responses to “Chuck Norris' Top 10 Facts”

  1. loadedjogger Says:

    Chuck Norris only masturbates to other pictures of Chuck Norris.

  2. danielbm92 Says:

    chuck norris count to infinity twice

  3. Whictimized Says:

    Chuck Norris watch this video on youtube 14.jan 2008

  4. TheJancharles Says:

    legends say he is still reading them…

  5. Jamrocker1000 Says:

    Chuck Norris went to a talent show and pulled a wheelie on a unicycle

  6. Elizabeth2oo4 Says:

    @zeljko512 lmfaoooooooo!

  7. dietmonkey1 Says:

    Superman wheres Chuck Norris pajamas

  8. punymonkey Says:

    Chuck norris doesnt master-bate he rapes his hand

  9. Evilclown1986 Says:

    When Chuck Norris reads his facts, they are true!

  10. Bam568 Says:

    Thumbs up if you actually tried to type chuck norris name wrong on google…. And got scared

  11. themaskedsailor Says:

    I once did a talent show act just for Chuck Norris jokes. We were the most popular act.

  12. Carterb927 Says:

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can run so fast he can run around the world and slap him self in the back of the head. When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he dosn’t get wet… the water gets Chuck Norrised. One time Chuck Norris got bit by a rattlesnake… and after three days of extreme pain the rattlesnake died. Chuck Norris can kill you with a B.B. gun… with no B.B.’s… form 20 feet away. Theirs a cure for cancer… it’s Chuck Norrises tears… to bad he never crie

  13. zeljko512 Says:

    they have lied everything about Chuck Norris.If he is so strong he wolud have came to my home and began to hit my head on the keyboarscvkkjlisoplskkjjghgfgsgtttyeklkljhjhjvhvxgcfzfxjkl;l,m;l,mnnnmnmkkjklnsakjdnm njkjjkklads;lk;l

  14. miguel108100 Says:

    Chuck Norris has been dead for 7 years……The grim reaper hasnt worked up the courage to go tell him

  15. THEFISH080 Says:

    Chuck Norris has been to mars,that is why there are no signs of life their

  16. MysteryManX22 Says:

    Scientists say the universe was caused by what’s called “the big bang”, which was actually caused by Chuck Norris farting and then roundhouse kicked a star.

  17. Underdogpiano Says:

    *This comment has been removed by Chuck Norris*

  18. Squeaky4CC Says:

    hes so strong that his hat was once UFC but changed to WFC (women for cock)

  19. cameronM406 Says:

    chuck norris is Big foot he forgot to shave one morning and saw hime -_-

  20. Rawk4Life Says:

    @ghajaanan LOL, good end there.

  21. luka555555 Says:

    chuck norris does not need a flashlight to see in the dark he just roundhouse kicks the darkness

  22. LudzyFingerboarding Says:

    Being Chuck Norris must be great!

  23. ghajaanan Says:

    Wow guys, you should stop treating Chuck Norris like a GOD.
    If he really was so awesome, he would come to my house
    right now and slam my face into the keyboardaoishempuaerivunaawregrfdrggjjkjkhkhjgjsrd

  24. ikilledAeris Says:

    @homerun443 That’s a pretty good one lol.

  25. JinheneMongol Says:

    Chuck Norris doesnt flush the toilet… he scares the shit out of it

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